Professor: Has anyone seen iRobot with Will Smith? The movie where he beats off all the robots.
Class: *Laughter*
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Coral Ridge Mall - Old Navy
Totally Straight Guy #1: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Guy #2: No, but that question makes you sound gay.
Guy #2: No, but that question makes you sound gay.
AM Shuttle
Girl #1: So you're not coming to the bar crawl on saturday?
Girl #2: No, I have to go to a party for girls C & D. It's C's birthday when we go to Mexico, so she wants to celebrate here, too.
Girl #1: It's C's birthday while we're in Mexico?
Girl #2: Yeah
Girl #1: Ha, man, she's going to end up covered in blood, just like she did last year. Haha!
Girl #2: Yeah, right?! Hahahahahaha!
Girl #2: No, I have to go to a party for girls C & D. It's C's birthday when we go to Mexico, so she wants to celebrate here, too.
Girl #1: It's C's birthday while we're in Mexico?
Girl #2: Yeah
Girl #1: Ha, man, she's going to end up covered in blood, just like she did last year. Haha!
Girl #2: Yeah, right?! Hahahahahaha!
Dubuque Street outisde Daydreams and Z'mariks
Elderly Woman: He had no chin!
Elderly Man: Well, no, he had a chin, but he had no face.
Elderly Man: Well, no, he had a chin, but he had no face.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
In class
Professor: Have any of you been to the Iowa City Jazz Festival?
Genius Guy: Is that the one up in Cedar Rapids??
Professor: Really...?
Genius Guy: Is that the one up in Cedar Rapids??
Professor: Really...?
Waterfront Hy-Vee
Spoiled Kid: Mom! Get me this! Hiiiney-kin (Points to Heineken beer).
Mom: No, no, no. That is only for mommys and daddys.
Spoiled Kid: Yeah, Zach said it makes his mom take her pants off!
Mom: *Gasp*
Mom: No, no, no. That is only for mommys and daddys.
Spoiled Kid: Yeah, Zach said it makes his mom take her pants off!
Mom: *Gasp*
Old Capitol Mall
Asian Guy #1: Yo, have you heard that new Kanye song?
Asian Guy #2: Yeah, I think so. Doesn't he like big butts?
Asian Guy #2: Yeah, I think so. Doesn't he like big butts?
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