Thursday, March 5, 2009


Professor: Has anyone seen iRobot with Will Smith? The movie where he beats off all the robots.

Class: *Laughter*

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Coral Ridge Mall - Old Navy

Totally Straight Guy #1: Do these jeans make me look fat?

Guy #2: No, but that question makes you sound gay.

AM Shuttle

Girl #1: So you're not coming to the bar crawl on saturday?

Girl #2: No, I have to go to a party for girls C & D. It's C's birthday when we go to Mexico, so she wants to celebrate here, too.

Girl #1: It's C's birthday while we're in Mexico?

Girl #2: Yeah

Girl #1: Ha, man, she's going to end up covered in blood, just like she did last year. Haha!

Girl #2: Yeah, right?! Hahahahahaha!

Dubuque Street outisde Daydreams and Z'mariks

Elderly Woman: He had no chin!

Elderly Man: Well, no, he had a chin, but he had no face.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

In class

Professor: Have any of you been to the Iowa City Jazz Festival?

Genius Guy: Is that the one up in Cedar Rapids??

Professor: Really...?

Waterfront Hy-Vee

Spoiled Kid: Mom! Get me this! Hiiiney-kin (Points to Heineken beer).

Mom: No, no, no. That is only for mommys and daddys.

Spoiled Kid: Yeah, Zach said it makes his mom take her pants off!

Mom: *Gasp*

Old Capitol Mall

Asian Guy #1: Yo, have you heard that new Kanye song?

Asian Guy #2: Yeah, I think so. Doesn't he like big butts?